4/20: The Most Important Day of the Year? Apparently So!
Ah, it’s that magical time of year again—April 20th, or as the cool kids call it, "420." Yes, forget Christmas and birthdays; it’s time for a drug-infused holiday dedicated to our herbal friend, Mary Jane.🍃 So grab your snacks, put on some groovy tunes, and prepare to celebrate the incompetently epic origins of this high-flying occasion.
What Even Is 4/20?
Picture this: a group of California teenagers in the ‘70s known as “the Waldos” (because if you’re going to plan a cannabis caper, why not choose a name that sounds like a children’s show?) decided to embark on an epic quest. Their mission? To find a secret stash of weed planted by a friend’s brother. I mean, this is basically the plot of a ’90s comedy, right?
These trailblazing teens would meet at 4:20 PM (not too early, not too late; it was a Goldilocks kind of time) under the statue of Louis Pasteur—yes, the guy who saved milk, not the guy saving weed! And off they went in search of the legendary weed patch that, spoiler alert: they never found. Good job, Waldos! The only thing you successfully harvested was a lifetime supply of confusion and a term that would eventually enter the Oxford English Dictionary in 2017. 🏆
The Unabridged Chronicles of the Waldos
These cannabis adventurers kept postmarked letters from the ‘70s as their shrine to the green god (because who doesn’t want to keep mementos of your failed treasure map?). Imagine sitting in a bank vault, like some kind of ancient dinosaur waiting for his ‘high’-ness to arrive—only to discover it was slightly less impressive than expected.
One Waldo reminisced, “Most things die within a couple of years…” Uh, Steve, we hate to break it to you, but it seems like your marijuana legacy didn’t just live on, it evolved into an annual national event that could put Halloween to shame!
Who Smokes Weed? Pop Stars, Apparently!
And now, let’s not forget the celebrities who have fully embraced this cannabis festivity. Here are the top five pop stars who’ve entered the Cannabis Hall of Fame, proving that we’re living in the age of herb-infused melodies:
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Madonna: Queen Madge, the Material Girl herself claimed she dropped her pants (along with several F-bombs) after getting high backstage on David Letterman. Because when you’re the queen, why not shock the world?
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Miley Cyrus: The gal who lost a Walmart deal because she couldn’t resist a bong hit has a family podcast called Sorry We’re Stoned. Talk about family bonding in the age of entitlement!
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Lady Gaga: Our beloved Little Monster, she reminisces about puffing away 15 joints a day (which explains a lot about her outfits) while saying it brings her back to simpler times. Can we get a time machine for that?
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Justin Bieber: Once caught blazing in the backyard like the bad boy of pop, the Biebs has had a rollercoaster relationship with weed. Who knew “Sorry” was about his relationship with marijuana?
- Ed Sheeran: The “Shape of You” star took a hit with the one and only Snoop Dogg. Apparently, Ed was not prepared for this smoke session; he ended up seeing colors that only existed in his wildest dreams—like that time he tried to explain being friends with Taylor Swift.
And What About Legalization?
Now, thanks to the mania surrounding our dear 4/20, weed is being legalized faster than anyone can read the fine print! States are hopping on the weed train, with discounts galore, representing everything that’s chaotic and wonderful about America. Just like that time your GPS led you to an old pizza place instead of a five-star restaurant—surprising, yet oddly satisfying!
So this April 20th, whether you’re blazing up like a pop star, reminiscing about your days as a Wado in search of a mythical weed patch, or just munching on random snacks watching other people’s shenanigans, remember to embrace the delightful absurdity of it all.
Happy 4/20, folks! 🎉
🚨 Disclaimer Alert! 🚨
Before you start drafting conspiracy theories on your fridge with magnets—just know this is satire! For the actual, no-nonsense, non-bong-infused version of this news story, head over to , kiss951.com (where facts wear suits and don’t tell jokes).
We highly recommend reading both versions—one for the truth, and one for the chaotic energy you didn’t know you needed. 😆🔥
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