Boston’s Top Dispensaries: Where Your Nap Dreams Begin!
Explore Boston's vibrant cannabis scene with standout dispensaries like Pure Oasis in Dorchester, known for its expert budtenders and extensive product range. Ethos champions equity...
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Bato Accidentally Reveals His Future as a Trump Card in Duterte’s Political Bingo: Murderous Remarks Edition!
Senator Ronald "Bato" dela Rosa revealed that former President Duterte's recent admissions about a "death squad" during a Senate hearing could be used against him...
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Introducing the Chuck Norris of Weed: Now Available for Purchase – Warning: Using It May Result in Spontaneous Roundhouse Kicks!
In Los Angeles, a new strain of marijuana called "Chuck Norris - Black and Blue Dream" has hit the shelves, though the action star reportedly...
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Erling Haaland’s Victory Speech
Erling Haaland's recent post-match interview took an amusing turn when he dropped an unexpected expletive, delighting fans with his candidness.
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“Attention Stoner Squad: Who Needs Savings When You Can Have Fun? Let’s Blow Our Budgets and Find Out!”
Breaking News: Local Man Declares War on His Own Wallet, Blames Marijuana—A Tragic Comedy! In a bold and shocking move that has left many shaking...
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Can marijuana make exercise more fun? – Firstpost
Stoned News Network Presents: The Workout Weed Chronicles [Sound of a bong rip] 🎤 "Good evening, my fellow couch potatoes! This is your favorite stoner...
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Curaleaf offers politically-inspired marijuana strains named after presidential candidates
[Breaking News from Your Favorite Stoned Anchor] Cue the psychedelic background and groovy music… Host: "Hey there, fellow leaf lovers and political junkies—welcome to another...
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Fun Ways To Celebrate Halloween With Marijuana
🎃 Stoner News Network Presents: The Highs and Lows of Halloween 🌿 Cue the wavy visuals and chill reggae music. Good evening, my fellow ghouls...
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Delray Beach Hosts The Cannabis Carnival: Free Medical Marijuana Cards, Food, and Fun!
Live from Delray Beach: The Stoner’s Carnival Come to Life! Hey, what’s up my totally chill, slightly confused friends! It’s your favorite stoned news anchor...
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Two top security officials at USAID placed on leave, sources say
Breaking Stoned News: USAID Security Officers Go Quietly into the Night – For Real This Time! [Cue the funky music and heavy-lidded smiles] Good evening,...
