🌿🎉 Breaking News: New Hampton Gears Up for 4/20 – or How to Be a Total Chillweed! 🎉🌿
As April 20th approaches—a date that definitely isn’t just a number that sounds cool—the fine folks over at County Road Cannabis in New Hampton, New York, are rolling out the red carpet for a cannabis shindig that promises more high times than you can shake your stash at. That’s right, folks, they’re blending small-town charm with a weed culture that would make a pothead weep tears of joy.
Imagine if a local bakery decided to host a donut festival with free sprinkles; well, this is essentially that, but for cannabis enthusiasts who still have a shred of dignity left! 🥳
Located at a suspiciously-specific address, 1326 County Road 12—a number that sounds oddly like the launch code for a space mission—County Road Cannabis is the place you didn’t know you needed to stockpile bud like a squirrel hoarding nuts for winter. Seriously, if you’re not showing up here to pay homage to the herb, what are you even doing with your life?
🚀 4/20 Promotions: Because Who Needs a Savings Account Anyway? 🚀
From April 15 through April 21 (yes, they’re practically doubling down on it like a gambling addict), this place has deals so good you’d think they were trying to single-handedly save the economy. What do you get? Hold onto your bongs, my friends:
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Heavy Hitters: Buy one vape, get a free pre-roll. It’s essentially a two-for-one special—but, like, way cooler than that time your friend offered you half a donut. 🎉
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Flowerhouse: Buy a flower, get a free pre-roll. That’s right—if the flower doesn’t bloom, you can still roll! 🌼💨
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To The Moon: Honestly, could this name be any more on the nose? Buy one flower, get another one free…. because why not go to the moon and back?
- And sooo many more deals that I can’t possibly list them all without my head spinning like it’s been puffing on something a little more potent than a cupcake. 🍰
🌍 Not Just for the Deals—More Fun than a Cat in a Laser Pointer Factory! 🌍
What makes County Road Cannabis not just another store with a neon “Open” sign? Community, my dear Watson! They’ve crafted an oasis where retail and neighborhood spirit collide like two stoners fighting over the last slice of pizza. This year, look out for a rolling competition, an Easter egg hunt (yes, you heard me right—who knew Easter eggs could be so vivid?), and a local food truck that we can only assume serves munchies with a side of the munchies.
You’ll leave with more than just products; you’ll have experiences. And maybe a giggle… or ten.
One team member stated, “Customers can expect a weekend of fun filled with shopping through our vast selection!” So, if you’ve ever wanted to shop while feeling like you’re at a carnival run by slightly more responsible adults, now’s your chance. 🎡
💥 Silly Nice: Because Why Not Go a Lil’ Extra! 💥
And let’s not forget: they carry the full lineup of Silly Nice products. Yes, that’s right—Silly Nice, like when you tell your old high school nemesis you “look good” despite knowing they peaked at prom. Items like Diamond Powder (which sounds more like a superhero’s secret weapon than a concentrate) and Frosted Hash Balls—because if you can’t have dessert and get high at the same time, what is even the point? 🍭
Sure, New Hampton may not be the first place that pops into your head when you think, “Ah, yes, let’s go indulge in cannabis wonderland,” but isn’t that the charm? It’s not just a shop; it’s a sweet-smelling utopia where everyone is treated like family—except maybe the weird uncle who keeps insisting on discussing the merits of three-day-old pizza. 🍕
So grab your friends, your “I’m just here for the snacks” attitude, and make the journey for your slice of 4/20 heaven! 🎉
Address: 1326 County Road 12, New Hampton, NY 10958
Phone: 845-991-4545
Website: County Road Cannabis
And remember—tip your budtender! They’re the real MVPs, keeping the vibes higher than a kite! 🪁
🚨 Disclaimer Alert! 🚨
Before you start drafting conspiracy theories on your fridge with magnets—just know this is satire! For the actual, no-nonsense, non-bong-infused version of this news story, head over to , stupiddope.com (where facts wear suits and don’t tell jokes).
We highly recommend reading both versions—one for the truth, and one for the chaotic energy you didn’t know you needed. 😆🔥
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